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Trudge Forth

Behold, yo, trivia has awakened!

It rises from the still muck of Trunch Lake in a hot summer and the detritus of a summer league followed by several crowd sourced shows. This horror, this dread, trudges forward, but do not confuse it with your cinematic envisionation. This is not the Nothing, proceeded by Gmork and only stopped by the croon of Lamahl. Nor are you to consider the late twentieth century Smithian Golgathan. Though certainly, this grotesquerie is born of the misery of trivia teams hoping, lifting their eyes one last time to their god, or their ceiling fan, to shout, “Let me win the mug. Please, let me win a mug.” But there are no more mugs. Summer is coming to a close. This is not Yeats‘ Second Coming.

Oh no, players, the inception of Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia online was the falcon’s gyre. The introduction to a horror we all felt but never knew was coming. Nick now has a ring light. I have a twitch account. Anjali has taken her suburban throne. The beast has now reached Bethlehem. It arrived on the fetid remains of the once-coporeal horse named Bamboo Harvester. This is now chaos.

Consider that as you prepare for this week’s show. Consider the maelstrom before you think, “what could Greg possibly mean when he says he’s writing a category about examples of royalty in music”. Will that help? Who knows.  But if you want to find out, you need to get to Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia online show this Wednesday night at 7pm.

To get your team registered:

1. Drop your registration fee on paypal.me/SlashGreg. There is no set registration fee, but half goes to the winning team’s chosen cause or charity and the other half helps keep the lights on at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters.

2. We’re still backing the businesses which have always backed us. If you make a purchase from Company Brewing in Milwaukee or Glass Nickel Pizza between August 13 and 19. Send some sort of proof of purchase to greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and your team is registered.

3. Pick a strong team name, and then build an even stronger team.

4. Tune in Wednesday at 7pm on https://www.twitch.tv/wisconsinshardesttrivia and get your brain scrambled.

If you have any questions, reach out to nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or me.

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