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The WHT Cash Grab

Brace yourselves, players, because it’s a big day around here at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters and Vapable Kale Extractory. Yer boy Greggers is allowed to drive again. That means, any time you cruise by the office today you can catch me slow-rolling up and down the street, steering with my knees and blasting green, megaton clouds of that sweet sweet kale juice.

I should also recommend you cop one of the super rad, 2020 TPIODITMOSL tees. You can think what you want about Hirst, but one cannot deny those tees are comfortable and short sleeved. So pick your size, slide about $25 towards paypal.me/SlashGreg and get ready to look fresh. Now let’s say you’re a real loose money momma or trunch cash daddy. That’s cool. You can just pay your trivia host at one of the shows. 

Shall we get to the show info? Wisconsin’s Hardest Nick is ready to take the Milwaukee Players for a ride tonight. He’s got a very classy category on urban parks, and then an even classier category about the mountain ranges of North America. And since we’re pushing these new shark shirts so hard, we’ve also got a category on Damien Hirst’s works not titled The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living. 

OOOO DOGGIE, once you’ve brought that heart rate back down, you’re going to want to get your team together and slide on down totonight. While there, have a bite to eat and maybe a bunch of beers. The show starts at 7pm. See you then.

 

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