The Thaw

Stretch it out players, word on the street is the thaw is upon us. I have mixed feelings on this. I mean, good god it feels nice to comfortably walk out of my house for the first time in 10 days (one metric week). On the flip side, we don’t need trivia players walking away from their screens.

Let’s talk about Portland for a minute. Sure, the Rip Citizens see flurries every so often, but this week the snow accumulated. The Rose City was blanketed in more whiteness than it’s seen since the cast of Portlandia left town. But now all that snow is melting. People are reemerging. Imagine people like Alphabet Mafioso K-KING-E taking to the streets, with last week’s winnings fresh in the pockets, ready to blow it all on a glorious Dwaraka spread, making a Wednesday in February look like Diwali. That’s no way to make it a two-week win streak.  

We can’t have that. You need to calm yourself KING. Get home, stay home, get your ass ready for Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia. League starts in a few weeks and y’all need to be practicing. 

So if you and your team want gain KING status, or even just second or third place all you need to do is get your crew together and get your team registered:

  1. The Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia entrance fee is $10/player, or $50/team of six players. Teams can still play with more than six players, but will be docked 10 points for each additional player. Drop your payments on paypal.me/SlashGreg.
  2. Once your team has registered, you’ll get the password to the Zoomiary. 
  3. Be sure your teammates know your team name before the game starts, this will allow us to put you on the right team.
  4. Finally, if you have any questions, drop an email on Nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com, Anjali@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or Greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and we’ll get you in the mix.   

The show starts tonight at 7pm central. See you then.  


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