The Longest Confidence

As Spoony Bardy David put it after last weekend, the long con has come up.

For over a year, Team Drink Tickets (or whatever their serial killer flavor of the week is) has been tanking scores. Sure, every so often they would get third or second, sometimes even a first place finish, but they’re much more of a bottom-feeding kind of team. Just really, really bad.

But as anyone who attended Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia’s Weekend in the Woods can tell you, it was all part of the plan. Kirsti and Kyle won every game played. The 3-hour Bocce marathon? They won. Night Bocce? They won again. Poke the MethTent? Winner Winner Chicken Dinner. And they took all of everyone’s singles playing dice. They slow played it, let everyone keep tossing in dollars then these MFers sliced like a fucking hammer and took it all.

If that isn’t enough, they also made off with a couple blue plates. Honestly, they are just ruthless.

Since we’re talking about plates, there is a chance we are still down one blue plate that belongs to Good Enough. I also have a lantern someone left at the campsite. I mean, I’ll keep it if you don’t want it, but I’ll bring it along tonight just in case you want it back.

I’m happy to share more stories from last weekend, but I’ve also got a trivia show to run. If you’re interested in either, get yourself to Glass Nickel Pizza on Atwood tonight. We’ll be ones in the basement, and as always, the show starts at 7pm. See you then.


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