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The League is here!

Oh, good morning, players. I wasn’t expecting to see you here.

Me? What am I doing? Like any typical St. Patrick’s Day, I’m trying to find someplace that will give me a hot shot of a cold vaccine. It seems the “I’ve been on a ventilator before and I’d rather not do that again” excuse is not getting me anywhere so I’m now trying to roll with the obesity classification, which is doing wonders for self esteem, which leads to increased psych meds, which then pushes my blood pressure up and then BANG! I qualify because of hypertension. 

Say it with me, “USA! USA! USA!”

Of course, with my free hand I’m also tipping back these Guinness Draught cans in quick succession and getting ready for tonight’s trivia show. I hope you’re doing the same because we’ve got a real good one, or as Wisconsin’s Hardest Nick claims they say in Wisconsin’s Hardest Ireland, “A right proper banger, but not the sausage, which is more of an English thing anyway, but a banger, you know, like every fucking album The Cranberries ever released”

If that doesn’t sound oddly promising, I don’t know what does. Get your team registered: 

  1. The Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia entrance fee is $10/player, or $50/team of six players. Teams can still play with more than six players, but will be docked 10 points for each additional player. Drop your payments on paypal.me/SlashGreg.
  2. Once your team has registered, you’ll get the password to the Zoomiary. 
  3. Be sure your teammates know your team name before the game starts, this will allow us to put you on the right team.
  4. Finally, if you have any questions, drop an email on Nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com, Anjali@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or Greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and we’ll get you in the mix.   

The show starts tonight at 7pm central. See you then. 

 

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