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The End of the Ease

 

After hearing the suggestion several times, we’ve changed the in-office sound here at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters Rap Emporium and COVID Quarantine Blind Tiger But For Fancy Ketchups. We’ve shifted from classic 1998 album Mos Def and Talib Kweli are Black Star, to endless back to back playings of Feminazgul’s The Age of Men is Over and No Dawn For Man. I think we all knew this was coming, but the Super Bowl and that lasting image of a very sweaty, possibly COVID-positive Roger Goodell holding the Super Bowl trophy while Tom Brady gave it one hundred soft little kisses forced us to make the change immediately. 

To accompany this musical change, Wisconsin’s Hardest Nick and Anjali of Ever Increasing Wisconsin Hardness have decided the era of Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia (said with a wink) is over. Nick is now saying Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia (punches fist into palm in a threatening manner) and Anjali is taking it one step further calling it Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia (pantomimes cutting one’s throat, waiting for the body to collapse and death to come, only to then search the body’s pocket and belongings, taking money and a watch, or possibly a bracelet before rolling the corpse into a ditch or just under a car) 

And they’re not joking around. I’ve looked at the questions. Sure, there is a Super Bowl question or two, and something about Copper Country, and an entire category about the most downloaded songs according to Apple Music, but it is not a gentle week. I guess one could say The Dawn of Trivia Success is over. Or, if you wanted to change the analogy but remain in the realm of North American East Coast/Appalacian Blackened Doom, Believe in No Coming Shore (for those who have taken to the sea aboard the tugging vessel, the SS Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia which ports at the Trunch Lake Marina and Waterfront Cafe)

To get in on what is certain to be a bloodbath tonight, register your team by following these steps.

  1. The Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia entrance fee is $10/player, or $50/team of six players. Teams can still play with more than six players, but will be docked 10 points for each additional player. Drop your payments on paypal.me/SlashGreg.

 

  1. Once your team has registered, you’ll get the password to the Zoomiary. 

 

  1. Be sure your teammates know your team name before the game starts, this will allow us to put you on the right team.

 

  1. Finally, if you have any questions, drop an email on Nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com, Anjali@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or Greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and we’ll get you in the mix.   

 

See you tonight.

 

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