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The Case of the Missing Kaplan West Prep Players

What a Wednesday! Am I right? I could barely sleep. There is so much excitement over this last three week push to crown the Stay At Home Summer 2020 league champions. Who will it be? Both Scrambled Eggs and Welcome to Blockbuster are sitting on 85 league points. Then OG Neal of Fortune is currently flashing a very cool 86. Or as SNeal would say, in his Milton Berle voice, “We’re pulling out just enough trivia knowledge to beat you.” 

Was that a real weird workaround to reference the penis of someone born in 1908? Sadly, yes. You’d think we’d remember ol’ MB as a contemporary of Buster Keaton and Arnold Stang. Or even as a corporate shill for Ballantine Ale–America’s Largest Selling Lager, or the host of Texaco Star Theatre. But no, I’m over here talking about wieners. 

The other important news for Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia this week, is that I still have no idea where Kaplan West Prep wants their donation directed. I’ve heard nothing from Kaplan, nothing West, nothing from Anna, Elizabeth or Eddie, who I assume all have the surname Prep. Following tradition, if I hear nothing, the donation is going to Aztalan State Park, which I think is just the green space around next to the freeway between Milwaukee and Madison. The donation would actually be made to the Friend of Aztalan State Park. You read that right, “Friend”. Singular. It’s just one person. Her name is Pamela and honestly she’s not even that into the park, but she knows if she leaves the post no one will take over for her. 

I should also note Kaplan West Prep currently has 83 league points and is still very much in the running for that top spot. But get it together, KWP. Let me know to where the cash flows. 

Now, if you want to get in on some banger prizes like mugs (We are so close to being out of mugs), tee shirts and directing a couple hundred dollars worth of donations, all you have to do is win tonight’s round of trivia. And the first step towards winning is registering, which works like this: 

  1. Drop your registration fee on paypal.me/SlashGreg. There is no set registration fee, but half goes to the winning team’s chosen cause or charity and the other half helps keep the lights on at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters, Rap Emporium and Internet Content Chop Shop.
  2. We’re still backing the businesses which have always backed us. If you make a purchase from Company Brewing in Milwaukee or Glass Nickel Pizza between July 9 and July 15. Send some sort of proof of purchase to greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and your team is registered.
  3. Pick a strong team name, and then build an even stronger team.
  4. Tune in Wednesday at 7pm on https://www.twitch.tv/wisconsinshardesttrivia and get your brain scrambled.

If you have any questions, reach out to nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or me.

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