Players, somebody take my arm. My knees are weak. I might be going down. You see, I’ve seen what you have yet to see. I have lain mine eyes upon this week’s Wisconsin Hardest Trivia show, and I don’t know if I will ever recover. Five of the six categories tonight are coming from the …
Welcome to the interyulian days. These days that see us lumber from the Solstice to New Year’s Day. Heavy in the belly with feast after feast, and in the heart with the weight of long nights and another year passing during which the words to Auld Lang Syne have not been learned nor considered. Each …
Let me tell you players, I’m finally feeling safe enough to step out of my house. The comments got heated last week, and you know when the comments get heated, the emotions are burning up. I can’t just be walking out, unprotected, into an angry public. Even with my face mask on people were like, …
We are entering the closing weeks of the Late 2020 league here at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia. And things are not quite shaking out as I expected. We all knew where teams like Milwaukee Tunnel Snakes and Graj Darts were going to end up. I believe the legend of their trivia play is whispered in hush …
Let’s look back at where we’ve been in the last week. We had Black Metal Friday, The Sunday Coming Feast, Sunday Sunday Sunday, Cybering Monday (as was promised to us in the 1992 film Lawnmowing Man) and Giving Tuesday, which is actually pronounced .GivingTues. Now we find ourselves here, in the throes of Trivia Wednesday. …
Time is running out, players. I mean, you still have like 7+ hours, but consider the age of the earth, we’re talking a few billions years and y’all are going to let your team registration slide until the last seven hours. 420 minutes. A stoner joke made on blip, upon another blip on Earth’s timeline. …
It’s hard to not think of this as Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia All-Star Week. But instead of bringing in the heavy hitters, we’re sending the greatest trivia players out to play in the minor leagues. Whether people were heading home, or home with signifs or just wherever, there was always a chance someone’s parent, let’s just …
Players, don’t think for one minute y’all been forgotten about. You all knew that some point, in this week of trying to communicate clearly with an artist in Madrid, watching and supporting as a funeral gets planned and having new windows installed at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters, Rap Emporium, Internet Content Chop Shop and …
Whew! We are on the down slope of another heavy-day double stack. Certainly, you all know yesterday was Edmund Fitzgerald Day. To commemorate the event Wisconsin’s Hardest Nick, Anjali of Ever Increasing Wisconsin Hardness and I dropped a canoe at the port of Duluth and had full intentions of delivering this week’s show from the …
Way back when, like 12 years ago, Wisconsin’s Hardest Nick and I started playing trivia at a Monday night show, which led to a tradition we called Mild Hangover Tuesdays. But you have to understand time. We were younger. Lars and Keith were in the house. Bottles of Schlitz were two dollars. We would …