Madison, what’s good? I’ll tell you what’s good. I’ll tell you what’s going down. Thursday night. One night only. We’ve got an in-person trivia show. Through friends of friends of friends, we’re knocking out a one time show at Delta Beer Lab on the southside. Now players…players, think about how many prizes I owe you …
Players, this is where we start to see the shortcomings of the in-person shows and, ultimately, the perfection of the virtual shows. Imagine being a player on a team like Bobby Portishead or Thrillho–one of those teams that banged down 69 points for a top spot tie Monday night at Company Brewing. Noble efforts by …
[Wisconsin’s Hardest Greg checks his watch. His eyes widen, but barely, he is tired from a combination of anti-seizure meds and sitting up all night watching season three of True Blood, convinced that the complete series is not only better, but truly hits home on the tenth viewing. He grabs his phone] “Siri, call Wisconsin’s …
Players, have we got a show for you tonight. Fresh off Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia’s questionable performance on Never Not Funny: Isolation Files and the announcement that June 21 in-person trivia is returning to Company Brewing, we’re bringing a hot one in the form of the Spring League finale. I would like to say it’s all …
Players, this is it. We are in that final push to the league finale and we’ve got big things coming at you tonight. Wisconsin’s Hardest Nick would say, the biggest thing we got is Good Enough’s contribution which may or may not be about Copper Country. Wisconsin’s Hardest me would say it’s that hard hitting …
Players, tonight I’m going to need you to cosplay your way into a supporting cast member of Jurassic Park. Obviously, a few roles are already taken. We’ve got Laura Dern and whatever trend she is crushing this week. And the Velociraptor Hunter, while he is still available, the crew member who was summoned when the …
Oh, hello, players. Come in, come in. You look like someone who has come here to gain some insight into this week’s trivia show. What do you want me to tell you? Do you want me to tell you that I’m proud of this week’s show as a whole, but if you look at any …
I am unsure of how to approach today. I don’t know whether we should be inviting all the teams into the mix, letting them know the playing tonight is basically like getting free league points. Or, do we warn them that no teams stand a chance tonight. And, of course, in both situations I’m talking …
Players, I hope you’re ready for tonight’s show, because we’ve been letting this one marinate. No sooner had last week’s show wrapped, when Anjali, Nick and I popped on those tall toques blanche and started mixing it up. We knew we had to turn up the heat on this league. We can’t have Alphabet Mafia …
Players…PLAYERS. Listen up. There is certainly a trivia show tonight. That much I can guarantee. But I am promising nothing else. Okay, I’ll also promise a category about Walls. You know, walls. Those of Jericho, those greater and lesser ones in China, that one in the men’s room of pretty much every college bar that …