Summer’s over, Madison

Listen, Madison, I think we know how this is going to shake out. We’re staring down the summer league finals tonight, which means Neal of Fortune is probably going to win. Honestly, all they have to do is show up. Spoony Bards will hold fast to their motto, “Always the bridesmaids”. Clever Girl will rest on their legacy of being a “Heritage Team”. Good Enough will finish directly in the center of the pack, setting the baseline for all other teams. TV Dogs, these MFers are the loose cannons, the wild cards, the ronin. They’re good, but they have no need the rigors and societal norms of this trivia world. Laura Dern… a once great empire, now just slightly less great.
And the team that supplies us with the weekly serial killer pun, you know they are going to take the drink tickets crown. Like it was ever a competition. Last week alone Janet housed 17 pints of Lagunitas Hop Stoopid. That is not a easy-drinking beer. This is not an team of easy drinkers.
Anyway, we’re going to have some prizes for everyone all you need to do is show up. We’ll be in the basement of Glass Nickel Pizza on Atwood. The show starts at 7pm. See you there.

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