Spring is Coming

Players, I hope you’ve all put on your best Cathy comics face and you’ve been practicing your “Ack!” voice, because I’ve looked at the questions this week and the only thing I can say is “League training starts next week. Groan.”

This is not trivia for the simps. To keep in the style of Cathy comics, you don’t break out the Malibu Beach Club tank top on the first day of summer-ish. Oh no no, players, you gotta pop off a few push-ups, maybe a pull-up or two and go through a two-week cleanse during which you only consume Tang with chopped garlic. 

And this week’s show, ooof. This week’s show is the equivalent of breaking out a real slight two-piece, or sliding into those cut-offs with the two-inch inseams (you know, the ones you made a few years ago as a weekend-long joke, but now sometimes wear to mow the lawn when you’re pretty sure the neighbors are gone), on the first day it gets above freezing. 

I mean, this week we’ve got a trivia category about trivia. Plus, Anjali of Ever Increasing Wisconsin Hardness wrote an entire category which clearly started with several uses of Illinois Legal Weed and someone mumbling “You ever think it’s funny that Dolly Parton’s fans weren’t called Juggalos?” On top of that we’ve got a last place request category from Drink Tickets which I can assume is Get to Know Prog Rock part 8, or Countries That Aren’t Copper

So yeah, you can safely say players tonight will get tossed right into the mucky-muck. If you’re someone who wants to roll around in it, or if you’re feeling beach bod ready, get your team together and get registered:

  1. The Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia entrance fee is $10/player, or $50/team of six players. Teams can still play with more than six players, but will be docked 10 points for each additional player. Drop your payments on paypal.me/SlashGreg.
  2. Once your team has registered, you’ll get the password to the Zoomiary. 
  3. Be sure your teammates know your team name before the game starts, this will allow us to put you on the right team.
  4. Finally, if you have any questions, drop an email on Nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com, Anjali@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or Greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and we’ll get you in the mix.   

The show starts tonight at 7pm central. See you then.  


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