November Closing Fire

Well, well, well. Look who’s back. Fresh off a long holiday weekend, fueled by equal parts stuffing and some arbitrary percentage discount on the Spinneybeck cowhide rugs which design mags have spent at least 20 years trying to convince us are anything more than disgusting. I bet the Good Enough team has like 50 of those things in whatever commune or squat that crew lives in. 

The important part for you to know is that the crew over here at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia has got our shit together. Not only are we almost done with questions for this week. We even got Anjali of Ever Increasing Wisconsin Hardness closer to having her own office at HQ. 

For the first few weeks we had her working out of a shuttered Spenser’s Gifts, between a “FBI: Federal Bikini Inspector” tee shirt that claimed it was a medium but fit like a shower curtain and a 2003 desk calendar on which every day was a labeled “Beersday”  except July 21 which was “Eight Martini Monday”. 

Can you imagine, late July in the Good Enough co-living space. The heat and humidity locking in the scent of filth and bong rips. Bartos looks to BigRik and asks “Beersday again?” 

BigRik checks the only calendar anyone in that place has ever owned. “Oh dang, it’s actually Eight Martini Monday”. 

From some dark corner of the space we hear Danger Dave, MD shout, “I’m already there, boys” as he takes a pull off an industrial-sized can of paint thinner. 

But back to Anjali’s new, temporary office. She’s now in the WHT anechoic chamber where I typically record ASMR sessions of me mumbling about how ridiculous the outdoor industry is for establishing and supporting a trend-fueling society in which every single product is at least 40 percent petroleum-based nylons and polyesters.  

Anyway, tune in this week when I’m sure to be wearing my acrylic knit hat and sitting in a plastic chair. To get your team in the mix, follow these steps: 

  1. Registering for Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia will be $10/player, or $50/team of six players. Teams can still play with more than six players, but will be docked 10 points for each additional player. Drop your payments on paypal.me/SlashGreg.
  2. Once your team has registered, you’ll get the password to the Zoomiary.
  3. Be sure your teammates know your team name before the game starts, this will allow us to put you on the right team.
  4. Finally, if you have any questions, drop an email on Nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com, Anjali@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or Greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and we’ll get you in the mix.   


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