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Not a Wrestling Fan, But a Huge Fan of Wrestling References

Players, we are now one week into spring league and things are looking good for the Milwaukee teams. That’s Somewhat Raven took a few weeks off, walked back into the tournament hall, crushed all competitors and then walked out with that fat Company Brewing gift card. Sure, Scrambled Eggs Benedict turned on the heat for a moment, but TSR ran the show, top to bottom. 

Alphabet Mafia tried to pose a challenge, but could only lurch into third place. I like to think that after the game, at the Alphabet Mafia league week one post mortem, Taylor “The Kid” broke out his Macho Man Randy Savage imitation and claimed he was “…unjustifiably in a position I’d rather not be in.” Time is going to tell if Alphabet Mafia is the cream that rises to the top. 

Then there were the other surprises, Drink Tickets didn’t overload the team and tank their score. I can only assume OGNOF is laying back in the cut, getting ready to strike. And as for Laura Dern, I’ve heard the real Laura Dern has contacted them regarding their performance and demand they stop using the LD name unless they start “smoking these other trivia fools the way Wisconsin’s Hardest Greggers did to that three-liter gravity bong they built at Brad’s apartment when he lived above the Grand Ave cafe.” 

Now we’re rolling on to week two. I suspect a lot of these teams are ready to slide into that top spot and there may even be a couple new teams ready to walk in and start wrecking the whole scene. 

For anyone who wants to play tonight I suggest you do a little research on obscure SubReddits and then get yourself registered by following these steps 

  1. The Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia entrance fee is $10/player, or $50/team of six players. Teams can still play with more than six players, but will be docked 10 points for each additional player. Drop your payments on paypal.me/SlashGreg.
  2. Once your team has registered, you’ll get the password to the Zoomiary. 
  3. Be sure your teammates know your team name before the game starts, this will allow us to put you on the right team.
  4. Finally, if you have any questions, drop an email on Nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com, Anjali@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or Greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and we’ll get you in the mix.   

The show starts tonight at 7pm central. See you then.  

 

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