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May is Lizard Month!

Players, tonight I’m going to need you to cosplay your way into a supporting cast member of Jurassic Park. Obviously, a few roles are already taken. 

We’ve got Laura Dern and whatever trend she is crushing this week. And the Velociraptor Hunter, while he is still available, the crew member who was summoned when the hunter character points his gun only to realize HE is the one being hunted, but then froze having forgotten what to say he yells “Line!” and a lowly, but union nonetheless, script assistant runs up and says ‘“Clever girl”–that script assistant role is taken as well. 

You see, we have a Dinosaur-ish category tonight that was already in the works when Bridgerton Fembots dropped in with their last place request that is of a herpetological vein. It’s a real lizard-friendly show tonight. I’m not suggesting anyone shows up in Alan Grant garb, though a shirt wide open Ian Malcolm is always welcome. Maybe a Dr. Henry Wu or John Hammond is the right path to take. It’s like you either really know your thunder lizards or you’re quite wealthy and rather into them. 

Of course, I should also give a pre-emptive nod to OGNOF KennOF who will show up as Ariana Richards who was Alex Murphy, but actually as the character she portrayed in the Ben Folds Five video for Brick. And Zachkt will 100% be the dude who got the KennOF-as-Richards pregnant and does nothing to help out but write a drab song that will probably be the highlight of his mildly successful career. 

That’s the kind of bleak deep cut I like. 

So get your team in order, get your costumes picked out and get ready for real lizard-heavy week of Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia. To register, get with this program:

  1. The Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia entrance fee is $10/player, or $50/team of six players. Teams can still play with more than six players, but will be docked 10 points for each additional player. Drop your payments on paypal.me/SlashGreg.
  2. Once your team has registered, you’ll get the password to the Zoomiary. 
  3. Be sure your teammates know your team name before the game starts, this will allow us to put you on the right team.
  4. Finally, if you have any questions, drop an email on Nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com, Anjali@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or Greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and we’ll get you in the mix.  

The show starts tonight at 7pm. See you then.

 

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