«

»

Looking For Losers and Winners

Attention players, we are looking for a few Concertina Belchers. It is imperative we speak with a ConBel because we need to know what category they want to see this week. As the team that had just the most pathetic showing last week, that is their honor. 

We also need to hear from last week’s winners, Welcome to Blockbuster so we know where to send their donation. If I hear nothing, their donation will be made on their behalf to Friends of Mirror Lake State Park

Typically, I would say something snarky about the general undesirability of a park, but not this time. Mirror Lake State Park has been chosen because they are currently in the middle of a stand-off between the Trunch Lake Police Department and the WHT car insurance providers Something Like Thizzsurance, LLC dba Yapers For Scrapers the proprietors of DonksScrapersSuperCambersAndSwangasProtection.biz. It seems the missing ride was located there, and is just sitting there. TLPD won’t touch it because it’s out of their jurisdiction and SLT,LLCdbaYFS can’t do anything until it is in police possession and thus no longer a stolen vehicle. So, for now it’s smashed up, missing a few windows, sitting there and making the park look bad. 

Side note, we can take last week’s winning, set it aside in a designated Welcome to Blockbuster Account and once that account hits $600 we can buy the park a bench and put whatever they want on their bench plaque. Honestly this is the best idea to ever come out of WHT. Imagine that plaque: “This bench was dedicated by Welcome to Blockbuster, the nastiest bunch of trivia fucks to ever play Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia”. 

I am so into this.

But right now I gotta recommend everyone else get on board with this week’s show. To register, do it like this: 

  1. Drop your registration fee on paypal.me/SlashGreg. There is no set registration fee, but half goes to the winning team’s chosen cause or charity and the other half helps keep the lights on at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters, Rap Emporium and Internet Content Chop Shop.
  2. We’re still backing the businesses which have always backed us. If you make a purchase from Company Brewing in Milwaukee or Glass Nickel Pizza between July 16 and July 22. Send some sort of proof of purchase to greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and your team is registered.
  3. Pick a strong team name, and then build an even stronger team.
  4. Tune in Wednesday at 7pm on https://www.twitch.tv/wisconsinshardesttrivia and get your brain scrambled.

If you have any questions, reach out to nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or me. 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>