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Jours des Chien

This is it players. There is no turning back. This is the final round. 

I’m not going to lie to you and say this is anyone’s game. I think we all know Milwaukee Tunnel Snakes are not going to walk away from this show victorious. There is, however, the very real chance that if things break the wrong way they will end the season having a negative points average. I’m glad I consider most of the people on that team my friends, otherwise I would feel so bad about the six weeks I’ve spent standing outside Alyssa and OG Bus Dog Ryan’s place holding up a sign that reads “You : Trivia :: Police : Serving & Protecting”. 

Also, let’s consider the people on that team I don’t consider my friends. I imagine that is a relief on some level. 

Or, what about Dreadlocks and No Socks: Tales From La Playa? We know they aren’t walking away with the Lord’s Stanley’s Trivia Cup, which is really just a beat up coffee tumbler with La Baie blanket stripes on it which I found under my sink. Chien, we don’t even know if they have a positive scoring average after we switch their metric to imperial and convert their Canadian scores for a US score at one of those airport booths that charge like a 15 percent convenience fee. 

That doesn’t mean there will not be winners somewhere in the crowd. I mean, apart from Wisconsin’s Hardest Me and Wisconsin’s Hardest Nick and Anjali of Ever Increasing Wisconsin’s Hardestness, because emotionally we are the real winners here. There will be clear winners and every one is getting some sort of prize, so long as their team show up and the USPS stays operational through next week.     

Of course, you cannot win, or walk away with any sort of prize if you aren’t registered. So let’s make it official. Get your team in the mix with these four easy steps:

  1. Drop your registration fee on paypal.me/SlashGreg. There is no set registration fee, but half goes to the winning team’s chosen cause or charity and the other half helps keep the lights on at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters, Rap Emporium and Internet Content Chop Shop.
  2. We’re still backing the businesses which have always backed us. If you make a purchase from Company Brewing in Milwaukee or Glass Nickel Pizza between July 23 and July 29. Send some sort of proof of purchase to greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and your team is registered.
  3. Pick a strong team name, and then build an even stronger team.
  4. Tune in Wednesday at 7pm on https://www.twitch.tv/wisconsinshardesttrivia and get your brain scrambled.

If you have any questions, reach out to nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or me.

 

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