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I’m at the Hypothesis Stage

Players, I’d like to be able to tell you we’ve been hard at work writing this week’s trivia show, but there is no proof to that. We have nothing right now. 

But I can tell you there is an extensive paper trail proposing my belief that Chuck Grassley was the star of 1980s and 90s alleged children’s movies Ernest Goes To Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail, Ernest Saves Christmas, Ernest Scared Stupid, and Spring Break Ernest

That last one isn’t even a real movie, but I’m going to assume it was pitched, possibly even shot before it was shelved and 100 percent features Senator Grassley winning a wet tee-shirt contest.  

Listen, I’m just getting started with this theory. And maybe it’s dumb as hell, but that doesn’t matter. This is me being the change I hope to see in this world. These are the kind of theories I want to see return to the top of the conspiracy pyramid. Ultimately my Chuck Grassley as Ernest, the star of the movie Zoo, will not be the top of the conspiracy pyramid, that is reserved for the belief that the Great Pyramid is electric, boogie woogie woogie, you can’t resist it. But, it wasn’t that long ago that someone laid out the claim Jon Benet Ramsey’s death was faked so she could become Katy Perry and my first reaction was, “Please, tell me more. Immediately.” 

Man, that was the golden age of conspiracy spreading. 

All of this to distract myself from writing trivia questions on things like the 2020 NBA finals. You know, the kind of things that give OGNOF Gabe a chance to run the table. 

Now, if you don’t mind I have 25 more questions to write. 

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