Home Alone: Trunch Lake Edition

Wanted a bit of time to myself the other day so I sent the help home (or wherever they go; I have no idea), checked out the 100-item legal limit of cookbooks from the public library, and settled in by the fire to read. Three days later, I emerged ready to get to work in the kitchen only to find that Celebrity Guest Host Andy Berg and Lewis, the man who taught Moses a thing or two about parting water had gone off to egg the neighbors again and Greg locked atop the Rap Emporium vowing not to come down until we get another Blackstar album.

Met with dishes piling up, dust everywhere, and four clogged toilets (what were you three DOING), IĀ  had but one choice. Put my head down and get to work ignore it all. I spent three days researching this recipe and I have a blog post to write.


  1. Stir 2t ground Dinosaurs and 4 cloves garlic, chopped, into ground mushrooms
  2. Heat mixture on medium until aroma is released and mushrooms are golden in color
  3. Stir in 1c Wisconsin in Film and Television
  4. Bring to boil, then lower and simmer for 15-20 minutes
  5. Add milk to taste and remove from heat
  6. Grease a bread pan and coat with gratedĀ Lord of the Rings.
  7. Form mixture into a loaf shape and press into coated pan. Chill in the fridge overnight.
  8. Slice, serve, and enjoy.


The patrons of Company Brewing can get their fix tonight. Fans of the trivia tripe loaf over at Up & Under will have to wait until Tuesday, and Madison gets whatever crumbs are left Thursday night at Glass Nickel Pizza on Atwood.

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