Dog Days of Summer

Are these the dog days of summer? When time seems as slow and heavy as the air? 

I was standing at the gate of Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters, Rap Emporium, Content Chop Shop and Luxury Vape Showroom, and no matter how I tweaked my rig, every stream of jelly bean-flavored cotton just settled at my feet. Like dry ice on the run up to Halloween. I noticed my white-on-white sambas were turning a dingy yellow and I knew Dîner en Blanc was not in the cards for me tonight. 

But you know I wouldn’t be afraid to stomp those sneaks down to Company Brewing for a proper trivia match. I suspect some sort of discoloration whether it be on your shoes, clothes or a questionable spot on your back is encouraged at the Monday night show. It proves you’ve spent a little time truly living in this world. You’re not afraid of the grime and grit. You’re no stranger to the back of a cop car, but doing hard time isn’t something you’re accustomed to. Sure, you bike to work, but it’s an e-bike. You know the crowd I’m talking about.

The kind of people who might get really excited when we cover topics like the Alleged Oeuvre of William Shakespeare and Pirates of the Modern World. And you can just imagine that CoBrew crew going bananas when Nick tell them they’re about to cover Big Little Lies. A whole bar full of people screaming with joy and one voice mumbling, “I heard Adam Scott is really good in it”. 

Chaos. Pure Chaos. Right here in the heart of Riverwest, in the dog days or summer. The show starts at 7pm. See you there.


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