Come On Feel the Trivia

Let me tell you players, I’m finally feeling safe enough to step out of my house. The comments got heated last week, and you know when the comments get heated, the emotions are burning up. I can’t just be walking out, unprotected, into an angry public. Even with my face mask on people were like, “Oh that’s that piece of shit, Greggers. He thinks the Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia game is a game. Fuck him. He’s fucking dog shit”.

It seems some players are tired of learning fun facts about Copper Country in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Like they don’t want to know anything else about what some local experts considered the best skiing spots in the midwest. Others DGAF bout LLB (don’t give a fuck about Lac La Belle). Others we’re just plain mean in the comments and dropped comments like “BigRik don’t look so big standing next to my zero points in this round,” and “BigRik? More like BigFuckTheUPTheHiddenGemOfTheMidwestRik”. 

But yet, few teams seemed willing to take away that last place position. So it was a lot of talk and not a lot of action. Of course, it’s times like these that a hero emerges. And this week that hero is Laura Dern’s Laura Dern Sweatshirt. Sure, they immediately crashed their advantage off into a parking meter by spilling the beans regarding a category about Sufjan Stevens–“Ol’ Two States” Stevens as he’s known around here. 

That is the kind of self sacrifice that could someday have us losing our minds over pics of Laura Dern wearing a Laura Dern’s Laura Dern Sweatshirt sweatshirt. 

I bet LD is just the raddest person to hang out with. 

So, if you think you’ve got the mental strength to either dominate a Sufjan category, or blow it so bad that your team is writing a category about various holiday nogs, or whatever you’re into, sign your rump for this week’s Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia show. It’s Wednesday at 7pm central. 

To get your team in the mix, register like this: 

  1. The Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia entrance fee is $10/player, or $50/team of six players. Teams can still play with more than six players, but will be docked 10 points for each additional player. Drop your payments on paypal.me/SlashGreg.
  2. Once your team has registered, you’ll get the password to the Zoomiary.
  3. Be sure your teammates know your team name before the game starts, this will allow us to put you on the right team.
  4. Finally, if you have any questions, drop an email on Nick@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com, Anjali@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com or Greg@wisconsinshardesttrivia.com and we’ll get you in the mix.  


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