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Black Magic

October is fully ON here at Wisconsin’s Hardest Trivia Global Headquarters and Petroleum Dumping Station. I was prepared to come on here and tell all about the excitement of the second annual WHT Camping and Fabric Dampening Excursion. I was going to tell you about the questionable wood purchase from a grown man named Scotty. Or how Rousseau the dog is the chillest mammajamma ever. Or how Leslie locked eyes with Wisconsin’s Hardest Nick and then drove his VW Superpolluter directly into quicksand. Or how REI was rad enough to provide all the supplies needed for the weekend in exchange for 10-15% of the camping party’s collective income.

But, then I get home and roll through the IGs long enough to discover the staff over at Company Brewing is diving deep into black magic. Those MFers have an altar dedicated to Aaron Rodgers. I’m talking candles, gifts of mini pours, a torn and spit-upon photo of Olivia Munn,  a vile of Reggie White’s blood that was taken as he renounced his reverend status and embraced the light-bringer on his deathbed, and then a bunch of bones from an order of chicken wings. It’s some real Sunday goth shit.

Sometime after I learned of the existence of the altar, I also learned the Packers defeated their opponents, the Dallas Cowboy. So I’m convinced the CoBrew crew knows what they are doing in the realm of dark arts. Given this information, I really think you need to pay attention when I say get to Company Brewing in Riverwest for trivia tonight. There will be categories about State Capitals, Educational Children’s Programming of the 80s and 90s, and something about G.L.O.W. 

I can only assume that if you don’t go, an owl will rip your grandma’s eyes out. So get your team together and get yourself to Company Brewing tonight. The show starts at 7pm. See you there.

 

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